Thursday, June 4, 2009

Near-death experience

I almost got run over yesterday....

No, I'm not being overly dramatic, it's true.

I waited at the crossing... looked both ways, a car on my right stopped, I started crossing as when I reached the half-way point of he crossing, this 4WD came speeding around the corner and ploughed right through the crossing.

ME: I jumped, froze then waved my arms up in the air in such away to say 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!?! KILL SOMEONE!!'

Then I continued to cross, a wee bit shaken by the fact that if I was one more step across the cross, I would have become a speed bump squashed across the shopping carpark road.

Has anyone had a near-death experience?

I had another (almost) in the hsops when I saw my bank balance after a spot of shopping but THAT'S a completely different story.........:)
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3 comments:

  1. JenJune 11, 2009 at 4:54 PM

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  3. Lars ShalomFebruary 13, 2010 at 4:29 AM

    i dropped cigarette ash on my art-apron, i walked into the office, and said;

    "whats that smoky smell, I think your heater is burning out,"

    Then I walked out to find a tutor, he smelt smoke, and I had a huge hole of fire growing, in the apron!!

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